gingerkyuketsuki:

n-haught:

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

“do not mistake composure for ease”

(Source: winterwaverly, via bumbleshark)

unclefather:

my therapist: we can’t get anywhere if you don’t open up to me. why don’t you tell me a little about yourself

me: 

(Source: unclefather)

woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

(via sailor-cheesepuff)

bozzfeedunsolved:

therapist: why do you think you feel that way?

me: *buzzfeed unsolved voice* let’s get into the theories

(via johnnyghoul)

shacklefunk:

do u ever wonder abt urself from an external pov??? bc like. everyone is p complicated and contradictory on the inside, but other ppl get a very simplified version of who u r based on ur interactions w them or what they see u doin

like if i was a cartoon character, what archetype would i be? if i was a design, if i was a DESIGNED person, what parts of me would be the most cohesive/emphasized, and which less significant traits would not be perceived at all???? its just bonkers to think abt i guess

(via heartbeatemoji)